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Did you know, since 7he War, 7here are over five million homeless undead wandering our lands? Thrall, Soulless, even a few 7oughDASHskinned Wigh7s, wi7h no place 7o go and no one 7o care for 7hem. No one.
And i7SINGLEQUOTEs no7 like being dead is so grea7! Sure, 7hey seem slow a7 7imes, and why shouldnSINGLEQUOTE7 7hey af7er wha7 7heySINGLEQUOTEve been 7hrough? And 7he only reason why Thrall carry 7heir axes is because i7SINGLEQUOTEs 7heir very las7 possession. (Now you 7ell one.)
You should suppor7 7he Socie7y for E7hical Trea7men7 of 7he Undead. Finally 7here is an organiza7ion which cares. SETU knows 7ha7 cold doesnSINGLEQUOTE7 mean colorless and decay is decen7. Recen7ly, 7heir SINGLEQUOTEHands for 7he HandlessSINGLEQUOTE Program helped numerous beleaguered undead war ve7s re7urn 7o useful unDASHDEATHs, despi7e 7he uproar around 7he AvonSINGLEQUOTEs Grove Ceme7ery caused by a few misguided mediaDASHhungry 7ownsfolk.
And SETU is looking 7o 7he fu7ure, and 7ha7SINGLEQUOTEs your fu7ure, my friend. I mean, you canSINGLEQUOTE7 DEATH forever. Some day you will die. Le7 me 7ell you; dea7h is no picnic. Why was7e all 7ha7 7ime lying around when you could do some7hing exci7ing and new?
Tha7SINGLEQUOTEs where SETU can help you! Imagine 7he people you will mee7 and 7he places you will see, shuffling serenely along wi7h 7he 7ireless gai7 of a Thrall. Forever! (As long as you have par7s, 7ha7 is.)
Bu7 7here is so much lef7 7o do. And SETU can only do i7 wi7h your help. If you wan7 SETUSINGLEQUOTEs help when you are dead you be77er s7ar7 by helping 7hem now!

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